Thursday 24 October 2013

Advice Part 87- Why everyone needs a Top 10 Albums List (otherwise known as a pathetic excuse to publish my own)

Perhaps it's just me (and I imagine it probably is), but articles such as this immediately pique my interest. I absolutely love reading subjective lists, by apparent authorities, passionately purporting to be the definitive judgement on the best albums ever released.


I enjoy these lists so much because they invariably make me furiously angry.

"Why ON EARTH did they include THAT?! It's RUBBISH!"; "Four albums by the same artist are not allowed, surely?!" and "Look at the blatant attempt to be cool by including a punk offering amidst the detritus" were some of the reactions I had to the linked list.

Anyway. Enough sniping.

My advice to young players is that regardless of the criticism you are almost certainly bound to receive, NO person should be without a Top 10 Albums List (I sound more and more like the character from High Fidelity by the day- but don't worry, former boyfriends, I will not be revisiting "my desert island, all-time, top-five most memorable breakups").




So, without further ado, here is my own Top 10 albums list....

1) Elliott Smith. Either/Or (1997)



2) Crowded House. Temple of Low Men (1998)


3) Neil Young. Harvest (1972)


4) The Smiths. Strangeways, here we come (1987)


5) Nirvana. MTV Unplugged in New York (1994)

6) Leonard Cohen. Songs of Leonard Cohen (1967)



7) Peter Gabriel (1977)


8) U2. Achtung Baby (1991)


9) R.E.M. Automatic for the People (1992)


10) The Beatles. Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1967)



To be honest, I'm not completely happy with this list. Why?
  • The top nine are fine, but I'm really not sure about Sgt Pepper's. It's a good album; I wanted The Beatles there; but sometimes I feel it's a little, err, cheesy.....
  • Choosing albums is different to choosing songs. I wanted to put Prince in somewhere, but I like random songs from different albums, not one single album.
  • Not including the same artist more than once was DIFFICULT. But if I had, my top ten would have featured five albums by the same person.
  • The albums I like the most aren't necessarily the albums I think are "technically" the best. I think OK Computer is a technically amazing record, but I don't love listening to it (sorry, but it's true)
  • I wanted to justify why each album is included, but it would have taken me a whole day, so this will have to suffice. But if you're interested in hearing my ravings, always happy to oblige!
  • The most recent album on my list is 15 years old. Make of this what you will.

2 comments:

  1. How can you possibly say that, when the top 10 albums of all time are clearly
    1. Led Zeppelin II - Led Zeppelin
    2. Are You Experienced - Jimi Hendrix
    3. Back In Black - ACDC
    4. Rockin' the Suburbs - Ben Folds
    5. Pump - Aerosmith
    6. One Foot in the Blues - ZZ Top
    7. Sticky Fingers - The Rolling Stones
    8. Appetite for Destruction - Guns n Roses
    9. The Last Temptation - Alice Cooper
    10. Blood Sugar Sex Magik - Red Hot Chilli Peppers

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    1. Hello Beaver! You are clearly an aficionado of harder rock than me, alas, but I was myself tempted to include your number 10 in my own selection, as I do like the Chili Peppers :-) You also have no ladies in your Top 10 (although I guess you could argue that Alice Cooper is a lady's name.....)

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